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63    Thanks, Tim, Tim and Tim
WAT Guys? 9/30/2006 2:54:50 PM
Thank you to the commissioners for another enjoyable year. Thanks to Tim for excellent commentary.
62    Damn You Constantine!
WAT Guys? 9/30/2006 2:53:44 PM
You snuck and then won it all? Say it ain't so Joe! Oh well, congratulations. By the way, your football team sucks!
61    At Least Texans Don't Whine
NSB and Glad I'm Not from SoCal 9/10/2006 1:48:05 PM
Brent, class isn't something you cut - but obviously you did and is something you lack sorely. Although this is not a HLB topic, I will retire it with these comments. The new Coaches Poll puts Texas at #8 in the nation and Ohio State, rightfully so, at #1. Where a bunch of bulked-up surfer dudes or kids in green & gold are ranked at this point doesn't mean much. Only the final BCS poll really matters. But, you know, how you lose speaks volumes about you & your program. Unlike Matt Whine-Heart after the Rose Bowl, the kids and coaches from Texas didn't make excuses after they lost to the best team in the country. Hey, unlike a certain HLB owner, at least Whine-Heart had something congratulatory to say after his team lost. To be honest, what a bunch of Wuss Boyz from the University of Spoiled Conservatives or anyone opines is irrelevant. What matters is what happens on the field, whether it's the gridiron or the HLB diamond. But for crying out loud, quit acting like an Aggie instead of a birth control device and have some class. If you're going to talk smack, don't strike out - have the balls to use your own name instead of that of some lame-ass announcer. Have the brains to talk it at the right time, too, such as the next time your school wins the national championship or when you win your next HLB game. At least one could take a while - unless you're an OSU fan. Until then, Hook'em!
60    Texas is the best team in ......
Brent Musberger 9/9/2006 9:19:02 PM
Choose 1: A. The country B. The Southwest Conference C. Texas D. Austin
59    Team name
WAT Guys? 9/5/2006 9:15:35 PM
As an acronym lover, how about leave it as Phat Boys which stands for: Probably Hates All Tims' Boyz.
58    I vote for...
NSB 9/5/2006 8:43:19 PM
Big Phat Wussies. Oh, that's NOT an option? OK, Wuss Boyz will work.
57    Vote
L for owner 9/4/2006 6:26:25 PM
I like Wuss Boyz, but in a kind-hearted sort of way because Darren really is a good guy. Now, the whole SC and Longhorns football debate will have to be settled as the season progresses..... On another note, could Constant Control find some other time to score 10 runs a game with sub .5 WHIP? I'm surprised they didn't win all 35 games this year!....gees
56    HLB OWNERS, MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT!
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In light of Darren's loss for words or apparent inability or unwillingness to deal with his early demise (he he he), all HLB owners (including Darren) are hereby requested to help rename his team for 2007. The choices are "Wuss Boyz" or "Phat Wussies." Make your voice count! Cast your vote on the bulletin board now!
55    Oh Boyz...
With Love & Kisses from NSB 8/31/2006 8:31:59 PM
The last time you called after game one of the playoffs to inspire me with one of your patented talks you seemed pretty cocksure by the tone that you'd clean my fantasy clock in the end. But, oh, yeah, most SC folks sound that way when they think they've got it in the bag - kinda like the morning of and leading up to the Rose Bowl as I recall. Well, my clock is clean all right and it says your time has expired. Hey, even if the Guys beat my brains in next round, which is very possible, I'm very thankful that your Boyz afforded me at least some meager morsel of sterling satisfaction out of this sorely disappointing season. Thanks & Hook'em!
54    Flip/Flop
Pissed off Guys 8/25/2006 10:15:30 PM
Why couldn't Flipper flop in the last game of the season instead of the first consolation playoff game. Once again - Damn you Contantine!!!
53    Depressed and broken hearted
NSB 8/21/2006 6:06:16 PM
Here I sit all depressed and broken hearted/and the consolation round hasn't even started./ Yes, my team sucked so badly that/I get Phat Boyz in my first post season at bat./ I hope I win and that he chokes/kinda like our favorite teams did at the Rose Bowl./ So if I have to lose let it not be to him/'cause I can already see his manure-eating grin.
52    Repeat of 2005?
Lucky Owner 8/20/2006 12:06:13 PM
God I hope not, but don't be surprised if Constant Control is last year's Hollywood Henchmen. They just might beat the very beatable Nightmares squad (thanks Derek Lee). C-men have a lot of hitting but are a bit Mets heavy so if the Mets hit, they win. If not, then the Henchmen could sneak one out. Flipper's Fantasy will win the lower bracket just because....
51    Texas has the best football team in the country
WAT Guys? 8/19/2006 1:09:26 PM
Yes its true. Thank you for doing your part, NSB. If only you could have played for my team also. Damn you Constantine!!!! I'm going to kick your ass in fantasy football this year!!!
50    Playoff predictions
NSB 8/18/2006 7:35:00 PM
1. A Tim will win. Probably Browning. He's got that teflon coat this year. Must get hot in the summertime. 2. The Boyz will fold just like their owner's crimson and gold. 3. C-Men over H-Men. 4. The Guys get their revenge against Flipper. Good luck to all - except Darren.
49    Go NSB Part 2
NSB 8/15/2006 6:35:53 PM
"Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." Sounds like you already know the truth when it comes to Texas. Except we spell it "football." Only two kinds of people in the world - Texans and people who wish they were.
48    Go NSB!
WAT Guys 8/14/2006 6:15:01 PM
I promise to tell everyone that Texas is the greatest state with the greatest college fotball team in history if you beat Constant Control.
47    Folding tent
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I don't want to be a folding tent. I'd rather be a Pole. But please don't tell the high command.
46    Now We'll See
H82LUZ2U 7/24/2006 8:18:51 PM
Now we'll see who folds like a tent and who stands up when the going gets tough, when the gold is on the table, and when time is running out. If you thought it was hot this weekend, just wait. Can't you just feel that someone breathing down your neck and about ready to pull the rug out from under you and your playoff chances?
45    Sergeant Schultz and mum
Richard Dawson Before Family Feud 7/11/2006 7:35:23 PM
Better hope General Burkholter doesn't send Klink to the Russian Front.
44    Sergeant Schultz and mum - Part 2
Col. Wilhelm Klink 7/6/2006 9:10:28 AM
Sergeant Schultz also said "I know nothing" so maybe you should still say something to cover your back unless you really know nothing. Where's Hogan?...He was just here!
43    Sergeant Schultz and mum
WAT Guys? 7/3/2006 9:45:28 PM
I say nothing all year and then finally do a little trash talking, which prompty results in 2 thrashings curtesy of the Henchman. From now on, mum's the word or to paraphrase Sergeant Schultz "I say nothing!"
42    Pedro Power
WAT Guys? 6/26/2006 10:41:39 PM
I pick up Pedros and suddenly I'm the hottest team in the league with three wins in a row. Nevermind that I have the worst hitting and third worst pitching. All that matters is that I'm tied for second place. If it's not due to Pedro power, then it must be the managing. Bring on the Henchman!
41    Run on Pedros
Cheaper by trhe Dozen 6/16/2006 1:04:28 AM
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40    Pedro power
Wasted away again in Pedroritaville 6/14/2006 9:23:07 PM
Just picked up the three Pedros. Got six so far. Need 3 more for a Pedro team. Any suggestions?
39    Pedros
A Pedro Fan 6/12/2006 4:33:43 PM
Guess what??? Erick San Pedro (C-WAS), Pedro Swann (OF-CIN) and Pedro Liriano (RP-SF) are ALL available for free! I'd say pick them up just for the heck of it and change your team name to Who Are These Pedros?
38    Dineros for Dino?
Padre Pedro 6/12/2006 3:22:51 PM
Is this what we can expect next year?
37    Pesos for Pedros
WAT GUYS? 6/11/2006 10:08:04 PM
My strategy this year is to take as many Pedros as possible. I have Pedro Martinez, Pedro Feliz and Pedro Valentin. I'm open to any trade offers that include me receiving a Pedro. I'll even spend some of my unspent pesos payroll to make it happen.
36    What's That I Smell Roasting?
Your Pal NSB 6/9/2006 10:40:46 PM
Hmm, smells like... Darren roasting his chestnuts on an open fire? Ouch! Betcha that's about how he'll feel when they post the boxscores for Game 2 'cause he got burned.
35    Are They Related?
Little Stevie Wonder 6/9/2006 10:36:19 PM
Is Pedro Feliciano of WAT Guys Jose's brother or does he just play like him? Light my fire, light my fire, light my fire. Maybe he'd like a blind date.
34    That Question Raises Another of Physics
Dr. Stephen Hawking 6/8/2006 9:09:10 PM
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33    Woulda, coulda, shoulda
Barry Bonds 6/6/2006 1:20:28 PM
Would Pujols be on the DL if he took steriods?
32    Of All the Times to Go on the DL!!!
Albert Pujols 6/5/2006 6:53:09 PM
It's not that this will set back my chances to beat Barry's single-season home run record or Hack Wilson's season RBI record. What really sucks is I go on the DL just when I was looking so forward to jacking a few out to help NSB kick the crap out of the Boyz this week. But that's OK. NSB should still wipe the floor with those clowns even with Mike Lamb filling in for me. After all, everyone knows that this contest is really more about brains than brawn anyway.
31    Woo Hoo! I'm top Banana!
Proud Clueless FON Owner 6/1/2006 5:16:14 PM
And I don't know how this is possible. Haven't fielded a decent lineup all year due to injuries but I'll savor this nice cushion because I'll need it. Scary....Piazza hasn't gone on the DL yet....
30    Whack-a-knee
Tonya Harding 5/25/2006 1:57:07 PM
FON doesn't deserve to be in first place - I do!!! Time to make things right. Where's my pipe?
29    NSB has a reserved spot
Da Boys 5/22/2006 10:50:24 AM
There's plenty of room down here in the cellar.....in fact there's a reserved spot with NSB's name on it.
28    Dry spell my foot
NSB in Flames 5/21/2006 2:05:46 PM
4 consecutive losses a dry spell? Spell this: N-o-s-e-d-i-v-e. Now that I've plummeted into a crowded tie for third and can see the bottom of the barrel (hey, isn't that Darren down there?), I'm really not very optimistic. What a waste to have Pujols giving his all for nothing as far as NSB goes.
27    Change change suggestion for NSB
Barry Bonds 5/21/2006 10:29:31 AM
Wow, 4 in a row and getting smoked! Time to call yo team Nothing Strikes At All. Hang in there, we call go through a dry spell during the season. Next steroid shipment is coming next week so good times are coming. But remember, when it all comes down to it, it's about me…
26    I Need a Confidence Booster
Bummed NSB Owner 5/18/2006 9:55:27 PM
When do I get to play Phat Boyz again?
25    Going down part 2
Bud Selig Fan 5/18/2006 8:55:24 PM
My players never had a chance to get on a steriod high after you look at the stats after game 10. Unless the players start hitting or injecting something in their rear-end, my team may soon join the pack. Remember, HLB is a drug free league as long as you keep it to yourself....
24    Going down
Distraught NSB (No See Ball) Owner 5/17/2006 7:39:49 PM
Another game with multiple errors, mediocre pitching, and anemic hitting that makes my guys look as though they're crashing from a serious steroid high (not to mention the Keystone Kops). Sad when what's in your rear view mirror looks better than what's ahead.
23    I made a deal with the baseball gods
Luck FON Owner 5/14/2006 5:42:49 PM
That must be the reason why FON is in first so far without their 1st round pick playing. Then again, it only seems fair after last year miserable season. Only 2 teams above .500 so far...should be interesting.
22    I Felt Bad
NSB 5/11/2006 7:02:48 PM
Losing a close one to FON - but then I saw Phat Boyz lost big even though Flipper didn't have a SP going. That made me feel much much better. Sometimes losing isn't everything.
21    FON Will Kick NSB Butt
FON Owner 5/7/2006 9:27:07 PM
...well, probably not. Not sure if anyone in my lineup is even hitting above .300, let alone near .225 (Kent? Piazza? Furcal? My Mom?). So NSB will probably win a blowout while FON will win an el'cheapo game like they have done thus far this season. Hey, a win is a win! Go Griffey!..Wait, never mind.
20    Let's Get Ready to Rumble
Swami of Swat 5/7/2006 8:02:59 PM
FON & NSB go head to head this week for a shot at outright 1st place. The DL hasn't hurt FON that much. He's come out on top in some close games. NSB has had a little help from opponents, too, but has been helped by some good pickups. So? Split? Sweep?
19    Some toy
A casual observer 5/7/2006 7:55:26 PM
20-2? Some toying. When you talk smack you're not supposed to get smacked, got it? I know, I know. Lull us into that false sense of security then BAM... Until then just keep digging.
18    Toying?
Bored Old Lady in Indiana 5/6/2006 6:48:58 AM
So Mr.Henchmen...it takes just one win to feel the urge to toy with us and announce your impending domination over the league? Can't wait to hear what's next after 2 wins!
17    Just Toying With Ya All
Henchmen Extraordinare 5/5/2006 1:56:56 PM
Mr. Henchmen here. Just wanted to let you know that I'm toying with all of you...starting slow and then BAM!
16    No Henchmen Here
Lloyd Bentsen 5/1/2006 7:07:25 PM
I know Henchmen. I've played with Henchmen. And Phat Boyz, no matter how many loses you start your season with, Phat Boyz, when it comes to the end of the season, you'll still be no Henchmen.
15    rough loss...
FON Loser of an owner 5/1/2006 1:06:26 PM
Had a glitch with my team...namely bad pitching and no hitting. You would think that's still good enough to beat Boyz but guess not....look out everyone, the Henchmen had a slow start last year and guess who won it all? Actually, I think the Henchmen lost their first 5???
14    Slow start
Da Boys 5/1/2006 10:13:55 AM
Lets see which of you folks will fall victim to my 1st win....
13    Another milestone?
Babe Ruth 4/27/2006 8:03:21 PM
What is the HLB record for consecutive losses to open a season? Want to be sure to congratulate Phat Boyz on any record-breaking performance.
12    Where's Darren
NSB Number 1 fan - Britney S 4/24/2006 6:43:46 PM
To the Phat Boyz owner: Smack is being told about your team so you'd better reply back like any good manager should. Then again, maybe your team will be the story of the year and turn things around. Only 31 games left!
11    No Need for Smack
Al Soriano 4/24/2006 5:36:31 PM
Just let your bats do the talking. At this rate D should rename his team the Buffalo Bills. Ha ha.
10    DL Record?
FON suffering owner 4/18/2006 5:06:30 PM
Hey! Why am I getting the majority of injuries? I've already lost Chipper, Griffey, Kent and Edmonds - and now maybe Furcal? This is amazingly scary. I should be out of cash by end of month at this rate if I have to keep picking up players!!!
9    Henchmen
Sandy's Mom 4/17/2006 3:43:16 PM
Sandy Alomar is still available. Anybody, anybody?
8    Splitting with Flipper II
Only in it for the money 4/14/2006 9:20:46 AM
Considering the good faith and brain cells collectively expended helping her draft such a good team, we should be entitled to fair and just compensation.
7    Splitting with Flipper
Need the Money 4/13/2006 10:26:05 PM
So how much will we let her keep of this year's winnings?
6    Rope-a-dope
WATGuys? 4/13/2006 10:25:07 PM
Looks like our commissioners are once more playing earlier season rope-a-dope with losses out of the gate. Don't be fooled! It worked for Tim J. last year.
5    Almost with Griffey
Griffey's Mom 4/13/2006 10:17:10 PM
I only picked up Griffey so I could win the DL race this year. He almost did it for me Wednesday but against his better judgement, he decided to come out instead with a stiff knee. Oh well. Glad there's a player out there to still make me feel young.
4    Bring it on
NSB 4/11/2006 1:22:07 PM
I've had enough of your silence for two years now. Time to bring on the smack. I'm tired of having to be the only one besides the CoCo-mmishes who ever post anything to this board on their onw initiative. Who wants to be the first one to rumble? Darren, this year in HLB is gonna be just like the Rose Bowl - your boys may be #1 all year, but when it counts, the best you'll do is #2.
2    FON - The not so obvious choice
Tim B 4/10/2006
By the way, who has the 2nd best team? Any early predictions? Or better yet, who has the worst?
1    Welcome to HLB 2006!!!!!!
Tim B 4/10/2006
My team isn't good but welcome to the start of HLB 2006. Please feel free to post any comments, trades ideas or anything else of interest to the site.